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Ok what the fuck, your'e going out with a person that you've never met in your entire life. And you and this person have sexual relations by typing things to eachother...hmm. I have an idea, get off the computer and get a real one. You're like "omg ur so fkin hawt!111 wana cybr??" Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Such an annoyance. I see people like that everyday doing that exaclty! They try to talk like they are proper and like they have a mind. But sadly, they don't have one. If they did they would'nt be dating some older gentlemen or some old, old, old, old, woman thats in the hospital with an IV in her arm breathing through a fucking mask! So...what I'm trying to say is stop dating online and actually go outside and talk to someone real for a change, stop hiding be-hind an superior internet avatar. Look I can't stretch this enough. Stop doing this. This is like the 94th rant I've done on "online dating". And in this rant I give a shout-out to one of the newest members of the Ranting Gods. Dont-Touch-My-Muffin, a man that actually hates people for the stupid things they do and don't realize that their doing it. Well thats it for today ladies and gentlemen. From the insane mind of me (Ricky Valentine). G'night or good-morning or whatever time it is where you are.
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Ricky =3 (yes thats my real last name)

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Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:11 AM DarkMan2003 says:

Tsk, tsk, tsk... such horrible grammar you have there! It looks as though you really should be using some kind of a spelling check (aside from your brain... because it's malfunctioning)! I do however agree with your rant! I could be a 42 year old pedophile from Wisconsin, or a polite little 16 year old "Brownie"! You never know with the Internet! But really, I would like to think of myself as a horribly scarred mock character from a cheesy cult classic film from Sam Raimi! Either way, you have a valid point, & I would like to elaborate with you!

It seems as though all to often these days, teenagers have the self esteem of a Vegas Prostitute! And sometimes the demeanor to boot! I think that people that hide behind a computer screen, are pathetic & useless! I myself am not a bad looking guy, & have dated quite a few women! But I know people that use the Internet for meeting people purposes, & are sadly naive in believing that the 2 dimensional person's text that they have grown to love, & the person on the other side typing, are one & the same! Tragically in a lot of cases, nothing could be further from the truth!

You see, in my Grandparents era... people actually talked to one another in person! A strange concept? I think not! It allows you (& other said person) to see each other's reactions & body language, which is a very useful tool in acknowledging whether or not you (or them) is ACTUALLY attracted to the other! It gives you that "3 Dimensional" perspective, that a computer is just lacking in producing! When you have the ability to actually touch & respond to another human being, it blows Chat Room interaction out of the water! Unless you're just one of those sick weirdos that like to "beat off" on your webcam to little kids!

I think that people need to just step away from their keyboards for a little while & experience "real life" again! Because this overuse of computer stimulation is ruining all kinds of relationships that people have! I actually know a couple that is more comfortable "Chatting" via the Internet to each other (from separate rooms mind you) than having a conversation face to face! Isn't that sad? Which brings me to my conclusion... let's face it! Technology is going to be the destroyer of modern day civilization as we know it! But that doesn't mean that the ones of us who know better, have to follow suit! In other words, be a good example to the "sheeple" around you! Maybe they'll get it! I strongly doubt it though... most people are lost & don't even know it! Thank you for your time!

Visit my page, & leave me a novel if you'd like!

Jan. 28, 2008 | 5:29 PM RickyTokko responds:

Well. If the only thing you can actually target on these rants of mine is my spelling, you my friend have issues that you really need to work out. But other than that I actually thank you for the parts that agree with me in your comment. I don't really know why I put up with trash like you. This will be another topic I'm going to do. "Internet Fighting" that one is directly going straight out to you kid. So I'll make this short and slow so your febile mind can understand. You. Are. A. Idiot. If. You. Like. To. Say. Other. People's. Thoughts. Are. Dumb. Did you catch that? Hmm? Did you? I thought so. Have a nice day.
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Ricky =3

Updated: Jan. 29, 2008, 7:17 AM

Jan. 29, 2008 | 12:00 AM Dont-Touch-My-Muffin says:

ok darkman? people dont have to spell properly on the internet
its quicker
so fuck u man. :l and! this is the good thing about the net.. YOU DONT HAVE TO READ IT nooblet

Jan. 29, 2008 | 7:38 AM RickyTokko responds:

Like he said...you don't have to read it if you don't like it.